I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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