it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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