do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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