Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I fill condoms, not promises.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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