Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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