new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Your penis caused this!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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