There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
