There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
