Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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