It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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