just come out here and I will go home with you...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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