why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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