Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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