also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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