no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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