No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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