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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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