We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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