thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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