can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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