the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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