I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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