And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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