If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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