Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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