so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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