Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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