god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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