he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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