I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
