On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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