I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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