Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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