it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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