her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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