Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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