i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and she was petting her beer can
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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