Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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