did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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