Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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