My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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