She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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