So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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