i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
