honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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