Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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