ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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