I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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