Dual....:-)
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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