She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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