well most of my day revolves around power hour
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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