PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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