i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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