I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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