Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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