I love black thongs
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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