ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
love makes seman taste better
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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